Or will it be Mike 'Bloody knife? I didn't know it was in evidence and I know my client benefited from the fact that we couldn't find
anywhere and that if we could have found it a man might not have been sentenced
to nine and a half years in prison [but the Court of Criminal Appeals reversed
that conviction anyway and it was all my partner's fault]' Knowlton?
Or will it be His Pomposity, thedisingenuous and duplicitous T. Michael 'I'm ashamed of my first name so I go by my pretentious middle initial and I made plenty helping drag the City of Cookeville into four civil rights cases and I made more than $10,000 prosecuting
| a single speeding ticket
[imagine how much I could make on all those felonies] and my official opinion
as city attorney is that my receipts for which I bill my expenses to the
city are not public records and I owe it all to Don 'Can I get my felony
legal fees reimbursed by the taxpayers?' Wagnon, my mentor and sugar daddy'