Cookeville's insurance lawyer, 'Huffy' John Duffy, says children should not see Michelangelo's David because it has genitals. He was so offended, he kept mentioning it and looking at it and commenting on it and referring to it and even made a federal jury look at a picture of the statue and see its genitals, even though the jury had six women on it.  
John Duffy's doll house
Which underpants on Michelangelo's David do you think would make John Duffy happy?
 
Sweet stuff
Smiley face
Rubber ducky
None of the above
Leave the statue the way Michelangelo intended


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Sweet stuff
Smiley face
Rubber ducky