'Wee don't have to give you our cookies. 
Wee don't think you're the press.'
  Hear the original wee-wee sound track exclusively on The Putnam Pit online
The law doesn't apply to Cookeville's wee-wees.

They're special! 

They decide who's the press!!

They have Tennessee Municipal League Risk Management Insurance. 

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Cookeville City Manager Jimmy-Wee 'The Censor' Shipley
touches Pee-Wee Herman in this doctored Putnam Pit graphic,
or so it seems, or would have been had this been a photo,
which it clearly is not, is it?