'Wee don't have to give you our cookies.Hear the original wee-wee sound track exclusively on The Putnam Pit online
Wee don't think you're the press.'
The law doesn't apply to Cookeville's wee-wees.
They decide who's the press!!
They have Tennessee Municipal League Risk Management Insurance.
Cookeville City Manager Jimmy-Wee 'The Censor' Shipley
touches Pee-Wee Herman in this doctored Putnam Pit graphic,
or so it seems, or would have been had this been a photo,
which it clearly is not, is it?